when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
I thought Pearl was a girl.
YOOOOOOOOOOO! I thought Pearl was a girl too! YOOOO!
You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.
After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.